If at first you don't succeed...

...destroy all evidence that shows you tried.

C program run...

C program crash. C programmer quit.

Top 10 Daily Activities

10. Search eBay for the team's latest addiction.
9. Brain Teasers
8. Vending machine cappuccino runs.
7. Explore the buildings.
6. Handset scavenger hunt.
5. Sexy wallpaper competition.
4. Handset scavenger hunt.
3. Foosball tourney.
2. Name that ringtone.
1. Discuss Justin's acting career. ss

PoopersCape

In the world of software development, it appears that everyone operates under the same credo: If it works, make it again, this time in red. Then again in blue. OK, green now. But its not a freakin' dress shirt, its a functioning mobile application. How does changing the menu's text color make this stupid game any less stupid? Well, unless its booger yellow, then maybe its less stupid. At least then it would reflect the intelligence of the moron who actually purchased the application. ss

On Your Mark, Get Set, TEST!!!!!!!!!

To begin, I would like to ease your minds by telling you that no badge will be required to access this page. I'm sure that will make all of you, Joseph, extremely happy. But don't get too happy, save some energy for your testing. And no cheating! ss